Monday, August 16, 2004

The Badonkablogger Always Rings Twice

"Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to sh*t, but only farted."

This is something you think you'd only find in the men's bathroom, written on the stall wall. Apparently, this is written in the women's stall of a nice restaurant I was at this weekend. I didn't believe the woman who told me, so I sent her back in with her camera phone for proof positive. She came out and I laughed like I never laughed before. If I knew how to post pictures on here, I would show you. I don't want to incriminate the restaurant either, I know the chef there and it's a good place to eat. That is pretty funny though. I bet it was a hooker who wrote it.

What's the difference between a hooker and the girls I hang out with. Probably not much, I bet the hookers cost less. I don't really care. They serve a purpose, and serve it well. Image is everything as Andre Agassi would say.

I talked to my brother this weekend, and while he was out in L.A. apparently he went out with Nikki Nova, some porn star or something. She must be "B" list, because I have quite an extensive porno collection, and I've never heard of her. If anyone has any pictures let me know if she's hot. Good luck bro' and keep it wrapped!

Monday's suck and I'm hungry. Lunchtime.



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